After having a baby together, Jennifer Meyer has wed Spider Man Tobey Macguire.

They got hitched in Hawaii. I wonder if he wore his spideysuit on the Honeymoon?

Ok, sorry had to!

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El DeBarge  from the 80s and 90s R&B group Debarge has been arrested for domestic violence.

I really hope Bubba in the Men's Jail Center in LA isn't asking him "Who's Johnny?"..if you know what I'm saying.

Tasteless, I know. However, it's good to see a "celeb" actually GO to jail for breaking the law. I'm sure if DeBarge still had hits, it would be a different story :/


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Wow! Bradley Cooper gets around. He was recently linked with Jennifer Aniston, but now reports are saying he's shacking up with Cameron Diaz.

Ugh. Like celebrities really date. It was all probably an elaborate scheme set up my bad bad Brad's publicist to promote his "career".

I thought Bradley was the crazy guy from Six Feet Under...you know the one who kidnapped David? Newwp that's not him. That's some other guy with crazy eyes.

lame.

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Wow!  What a shocker!!!!! ( no sarcasm intended) Owen Wilson a.k.a: The Butterscotch Stallion has been rushed to the hospital for an alleged suicide attempt!! 

WTF!!!

The rumor mill is saying that  he took some pills and did a shoddy job ( luckily) at cutting his wrists. I hope this was just a call for help. Many of you may know, but I used to keep an 8 X 10 glossy of Mr WIlson on my desk during college. He was my broken nosed muse. How sad :(

I hope he gets better with the support of his friends & family. He keeps a low profile as a celeb so I'm sure he'll have no problem recovering without major Pap coverage. Wilson issuedthe following statement:

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

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Uh oh Looks like Beyonce Knowles pulled a 'Janet Jackson' at a recent performance in Canada.

According to our souce, " the singer moved towards the back of the stage to adjust her shirt before continuing with the performance, while holding the end of the top down." Beyonce is usually a pretty classy lady, so it sounded like she handled this well. I saw the video and unless you're a real perv you can hardly tell it happened.

Check out this Beyonce music video:

http://us.dada.net/video/692529/Beyonce---Get-Me-Bodied/

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Country music artist Crystal Gale is back in action with her famous long hair. She's even touring. Like woah!

Well, sort of. She has a greatest hits album releasing on August 28. I didn't realize she is sisters with Loretta Lynn until I read Loretta's autobiography.

Man, having all that hair must be really annoying.

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The latest is Britney Spears News:
Drama Alert!

Britney's former assistant Shannon Funk is now being roped into Britney's custody battle.

According to one article:

"On Tuesday night, Funk was served with two subpoenas and one request to report to a deposition by K-Fed’s lawyer".

Blah blah blah. Allegedly Shannon and Britney got funky together (picture it: britney spears naked). BARF!

 Who cares, really? If Briney had an affair with her male assistant would it matter? Male celebrities neglect their children, have affairs with their assistants and act like tools all the time. I just feel bad for the poor kids. I mean, look at their parents!

Wasn't Paris Hilton supposed to be the new Mother Theresa after she got out of the can? Maybe we will ge to seet another picture of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears reuinited. Saint Paris, BritBrit needs you!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

if anyone needs to partake in this national holiday it's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been doing the *headdesk*  all day :(

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Remind me again who Brad Garrett is? Oh he's the tall, slow guy on Everybody Loves Raymond ( Ok sue me, I'm selective with my sitcoms).

According to our source:

"Garrett was leaving a restaurant Sunday night, according to TMZ, when he was surrounded by paparazzi photographers. He is seen chatting with them as they photograph him walking to his car when one begins to shout insults at him"

Then Garrett went buck wild and started slapping the camera and roughed the pap up. That guy should totally $ue. You know that Raymond show much be syndicated all over the world ( I'm really sorry world for our crappy TV exports).

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Is it Flavor Flav? Or Flavor Flav? I'm not sure. I feel weird, sort of like when I was 12 and won some radio contest, but I said "Salt and Pepper" instead of "Salt N Peppa". Lame.

Anyhoo, Flav got "roasted" last night on Comedy  Central. There were some choice roasts courtesy of Carrot Top and Snoop Dogg and Lisa Lampanellia. Is it just me? I have no idea who Lisa Lampanelli is. Apparently she tells some pretty funny jokes.

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BREAKING NEWS!

Scary Spice ( a.k.a Melanie Brown) married movie producer Steven Belafonte!

Oh wait, this happened in June?

Finally, a celeb who ISN'T getting paid millions of dollars ( hello eva longoria!) for their crappy wedding pictures. I suspect Scary kept it on the Downlow because of her recent DNA controversy with Eddie Murphy. She is a smart woman -- otherwise there probably would have been a lot of speculation that Steven was the daddy and not Eddie.

Can I tell you what I want? What I really, really want? I really really want all these deadbeat dads to start taking some responsibility. Yes, I'm taking to you Mr. Eddie Murphy! Hopefully Mr Belafonte will be a good daddy to Scary's spawn.

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Related: Eddie Murphy admits Baby is His

Word on the street (a.k.a: Myspace.com) is that Lacey Adkisson has been signed by the WWE.
She comes from a family of wrasslers.

Go Lacey!





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::DING::

Sorry Kali! Your 15 minutes are OVAH!

A DNA test has proven that Chris Rock is not the father of Ms. Bowyer's 13 year old son. In all of this, I feel really awful for Ms. Bowyer's son who was basically used as a pawn. Chris Rock and his wife have issued a pretty lengthy statement which included:

"Additionally, we would like for any monies Ms. Bowyer has taken from the tabloid media, based on this false story to be donated to charities for the benefit of disadvantaged boys and girls."

Ms. Bowyer is challenging the results of the DNA test. Honey, go watch some Maury. Those tests are usually never wrong. Accept defeat and move on and stop embarrassing your poor son!

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Due to a recent scandal involving a naked firefighter, the FDNY has imposed a ban on further beefcake bonanzas. It's sad too because last year the calendar brought in over $150,000 USD!!!!

Why not just ban Michael Biserta ( the firefighter who got naked on video) from posing? Why do they have to ruin the fun for everyone? It's not fair either because Biserta got naughty on tape BEFORE the video was made. Not. Fair.

BooHoo.

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Prison Break actor Lane Garrison's sentencing has been delayed by the judge. Why? Because the judge needs a psychological screening to be conducted before he can move ahead with the trial.

I really hope Garrison's "celebrity" doesn't overshadow this trial. Also, why on earth is a grown man hanging out with teens? That poor family. If I was rich and famous I'd have a DRIVER. Who wants to drive themselves - especially in LA?

Ugh.