The latest is Britney Spears News:
Drama Alert!

Britney's former assistant Shannon Funk is now being roped into Britney's custody battle.

According to one article:

"On Tuesday night, Funk was served with two subpoenas and one request to report to a deposition by K-Fed’s lawyer".

Blah blah blah. Allegedly Shannon and Britney got funky together (picture it: britney spears naked). BARF!

 Who cares, really? If Briney had an affair with her male assistant would it matter? Male celebrities neglect their children, have affairs with their assistants and act like tools all the time. I just feel bad for the poor kids. I mean, look at their parents!

Wasn't Paris Hilton supposed to be the new Mother Theresa after she got out of the can? Maybe we will ge to seet another picture of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears reuinited. Saint Paris, BritBrit needs you!

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